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Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39055) - you deserved it (7861)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)

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Congratulations on not breaking your dry spell.

#9 - On 02/13/2009 at 11:43am by yasmina212

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I think if I was with a guy and that happened, I'd ask if he wanted to cuddle until he was ready again.
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Also, she's a bitch.

#14 - On 02/24/2009 at 4:49pm by Bunbu

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