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Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33213) - you deserved it (6921)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)

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at least you didnt JIZZ..IN..YOUR PANTS

#2 - On 02/07/2009 at 12:00pm by Rick

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Congratulations on not breaking your dry spell.

#9 - On 02/13/2009 at 11:43am by yasmina212

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