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Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Sylvania - United States (North Carolina)

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Omg ur brother needs to see a counsellor or shrink or something he's messed up!

#2 - On 06/11/2009 at 4:15am by kadeouir

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Wow I'm debating what's worse.
1: Your brother wants to have sex with you. (I don't care if it's in the game)
2: You're 19 and playing with a 12 year old on a medieval game.

#10 - On 06/11/2009 at 4:20am by RyanKaufman

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