Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML
I agree, your life sucks (52670) - you totally deserved it (5743)
On 03/11/2009 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (New York)
you have your dick on facebook? hope you get raped by a pedo
#90 - On 02/17/2010 at 11:29pm by apfunction
That sucks! D: But, you know, size doesn't always count!
#6 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:28pm by loveaddiction
If it's 4 inches or bigger erect, don't worry about it. If it's less....seriously learn to develop other skills (though every man should anyway). Then you'll be 'that's the best p_ssy eater I've ever had in my life' instead of the small dicked guy. ;)
Meh it sucks having a huge penis too. It causes a lot of pain to girls and you do not get laid very much. And guys stare at you in the gym and give you googly eyes!
at #7
4inches???
if its not at least 6 inches (and dat isnt all dat great), then that sucks..you better be good at going down then
#17: If you think six inches is really small, then you have some issues to worry about there, my friend.
wow noname strikes again huh? every post you put up is about you having a small penis or is eluding to the possibility that you are gay...we get it, you're life is obviously f***ed lol
lmaoo. just from all the comments in there self.
eh whatever if she thinks your small.
dont let that beat you around the bush.
#17: you think 6 inches is small?? lol, wow, for each their own I guess.
#22 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:15pm by loveaddiction
I know I'll sound like a prude, but maybe if you don't hook up with randoms it wouldn't happen. If the person cares about you or at least you know has an OUNCE of decency before you sleep with her, she won't be bringing you down to everyone anyways.
#25 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:16pm by OperationNicole
1. y was ur penis on facebook.
2. if its less than 5" then she's right.
3. if it is 5" or less, u have a smaller dick than a 14 year old.
4. if it is 5" or bigger. dont worry about it
but look again at number one. WHY THE FUCK WAS UR DICK ON FACEBOOK?
#26 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:22pm by rathalosrocker
His thing is NOT on Facebook. His face is. The poster forgot a word...he meant "this is the one WITH..." Common sense, people.
#27 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:29pm by OperationNicole
6 inches is supposedly the average.
There are A LOT more nerves endings near the vaginal entrance than deep inside (minus the g-spot).
A person with 4 inches is probably able to hit the g-spot assuming he knows what he is doing.
So to those that keep saying length matters, go read up. Sex can still suck even if you are as large as Shane diesel.
Big deal, there are plenty of ways you can make up for it in bed.
#37 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:06pm by asdfqewr
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean. Don't worry about it. Size doesn't matter. Huge, 8 inch penises isn't what women want.
#30. If you're seriously going to call someone an idiot and a moron, then use proper grammar.
damn that's funny bro.haha but remember size does matter to these whores,so sucks for majority of guys
wow 30# you should calm down
sorry that when he said she was looking at his page and then said THIS is the smallest penis ive ever seen made one think she was looking at a picture.
if would have made more sense if it had said he has the smallest penis ever.
get off your high horse asshole
You should have said "Yeah, well even a 747 looks small when you're flying it into the Grand Canyon!"
#44 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:41pm by Nemephosis
#41: #30 is completely right, and has ought to be on the high horse pwning all you noobs. Seriously, a little common sense is required, otherwise you'll be the next one posting an FML of some dumbass mistake. And I will sit here and read it with smug satisfaction.
#47, chill the fuck out.
You are commenting on people's grammar, while at the same time never using a capital letter or punctuation in you posts (and no, adding a random period or a coma doesn't count).
With that said, do everyone a favor, and read the FML twice before posting. Fuck, you are stupid.
#17- Your comment was the most ridiculous comment I have ever read since being on this site.
#29- Shane Diesel references FTW.
OP- At least you got laid.
:)
Lol, I really find it funny that people are either trying to comfort him by telling it's not about size or the fact that some people here are F***ing retards, but this was a good laugh. It seems fake though... pretty convienent he walked up right as she was saying though. Oh well, shit happens ;)
#51 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:48am by vitiation4
*girl throws a hot dog into a hallway
girl~ "you see the problem?"
guy~ "yeah that hallway is WAAAYYY to big!"
#52 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:53am by artanis_neravar
ok #47 you are beyond an idiot. stop trying to defend yourself.
if you have a facebook, you obviously know that there could not be a naked picture on it
use common sense.
obviously you are a huge prude and have never hooked up with someone and simultaneously seen their penis... sooo.. that is why you were dumb enough to think she saw his dick on the facebook page. wow. get a clue.
#53 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:55am by dippindot001
@26: Following your equalities, if your penis is exactly 5" you both "have a smaller dick than a 14 year old" and "shouldn't worry about it," which should seem to suggest that you can collapse your rule into "if you have a penis, don't worry about it."
@48: A coma is a state of deep and often prolonged unconsciousness; a comma is a form of punctuation. Besides, saying "has ought to be" is worse than not using a capital letter or punctuation. One represents a violent misunderstanding of the English language, the other represents laziness.
Sooo lemme get this straight...
the majority of these comments are baggin on each other and not actually talking about this FML at all right? Gotcha
#57 - On 03/12/2009 at 10:13am by countrygal926
you shoulda walked up behind her and said, "dannng... how many dicks have you seen to have come to that conclusion?" and then mumbled to yourself about getting tested as you walked away.
#58 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:44pm by userisprivate
#19 is an epic fail. You made my day though. :)
LOL @ 44
#61 - On 03/13/2009 at 1:02am by pinkfrenchrose
make her get on top next time. tighten your abs and extend your pelvis during her downstroke and you'll have her screaming at you to stop ramming into her cervix in no time. unless it's a really thin dick (ty duece bigalo), in which case you need to do it doggy style, but with her legs pressed together. Or, you know, just put it in her butt. Guaranteed to make you feel huge ;p
#62 - On 03/13/2009 at 3:20am by threecardmonty
@#17 - yeah, been thinking what the heck to say. Guess they make em big in TX! i thought 6" was fine and i'm more than that anyways but i'm just saying - not hating-, if humans have been around for 200,000 years, u'd think with rare exceptions, that an average size penis would please and avg size vajango (new word, gaining popularity!). So i think u may have called urself out OR ur a size queen ;P
@#32 i thought the same thing...I was like, aw damn she went there....and i'm a black dude, too.... lol
here is a small penis
http://www.chrudat.com/hs_small_penis.html
#64 - On 03/13/2009 at 8:58pm by cracklez12
Though this could be true, being a female I can say that sometimes girls say these kinds of things to each other just to say them, or to make themselves feel better if they don't feel like calling you back. but ouch man, ouch.
#65 - On 03/13/2009 at 10:11pm by onourway4321
This one is badly written... I thought he hooked up with the girl while she was on the computer in the library =\
#66 - On 03/13/2009 at 10:53pm by infernoenigma
That's all right. At least she didn't say something like, "These are the two smallest penises I've ever seen." THEN, you'd have some questions.
#70 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:38pm by SilverBallet
hahaha im rocking out my 10" dick and i get more bitches than a dog pound and MAN do the bitches moan! seriously...just go get a bigger dick..all that matters
#73 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:56pm by gumcuzzler
thats crossing the line pal, the gumcuzzler goes both ways
#79 - On 04/21/2009 at 5:30pm by gumcuzzler
Today, I saw a guy I hooked up with last week. I looked at his Facebook page. I didn't think he would notice. I whispered to my friend, "That is the one smallest penis I've ever seen!" Well, he noticed. FML
#82 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:27am by DrishelxFTxFyr3
Hahahahha for some reason I feel like your totally deserve.. I just can't find that reason at the moment
#83 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:45pm by woozycruzzy8D
looks like im not in the 42%
those who worry will get stressed and it will be smaller xDD made up fact number 1 by me
#86 - On 09/17/2009 at 3:27am by v1knownaz_chris
Don't worry about it, I'm certain plenty of people look at their new boyfriend's penis in a public setting via facebook and then comment on it being extremely small so loudly that someone could easily eavesdrop.
#88 - On 01/03/2010 at 12:03am by tacoman007
yes it does if a girl says it doesn't
matter then she hasn't been with me
#91 - On 02/22/2010 at 3:55pm by fourtwentyallday
