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Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35894) - you deserved it (94222)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Zack (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Top comments you listened to the whole tape??

#3 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:20pm by ayumi

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Oh dear me. You didn't see this happening?

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:19pm by Herbal

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