Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12859) - you totally deserved it (62410)
On 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by awkwardgayboi (man) - United States (Missouri)
Well. On the bright side, we have yet to come up with technology to share smells online...
#2 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:07pm by SilverBallet
As long as Skype doesn't add a smell extension you should be fine. Oh, and turn on your speakers so when he farts you can frown at him ;)
if it makes you feel any better i bet you anything that 50% of the time that he's with you he is holding back a fart...
#8 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:16pm by ellebell
Because farts and sex go together like waffles and cocaine.
#10 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:20pm by jackmode9316
I live with 3 girls as roomies and as a straight man, I realized girls are not as proper and clean as they claim.
hahahaha #10 omigod hahaha
#11 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:20pm by Danny_Shakes
Maybe you live with 3 very disgusting girls. Geez, not all girls are the same. Which actually really irritates me because to be a complete chauvanist and rate girls 1-10, there's so many guys (online especially) that brag about getting laid and how you're not a man if you haven't gotten laid. Honestly, does having a sex with a 1 or a 2 really make you a man? I know, i know, way off topic but this comment really hit me with a need to write this.
#73 - On 06/20/2009 at 11:01pm by TuxedoBento
#9-Believe? It says it right there in his username : "awkwardgayboi"
#13 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:22pm by TheCrow471
my boyfriend burps in my mouth... if you can't laugh at that shit, then you really shouldn't be together.
#19 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:46pm by asherlypants
#19, I agree (though him burping in your mouth is kind of... questionable?). It's cute to laugh these things off. :)
#20 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:48pm by redranger
#20, well he doesn't do it on purpose. like i don't ALWAYS fart on him on purpose. but if you can't laugh that stuff off, then really, why are you together? That's what makes a relationship so successful. Yeesh.
#23 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:54pm by asherlypants
Yah, laugh it off and keep going. It happens. Didn't you ever read the childrens book "everybody poops"?
It happens. I can't believe the number of people on here who think it's Fml worthy. If your relationship can't handle a fart it's not a very good relationship, IMHO.
#27 - On 03/11/2009 at 7:25pm by jackson7787
#6 you disgust me because you're a moron.
As far as the farting incident...we all do it. Your boyfriend wouldn't have cared if he farted, what makes you any different.
In case your boyfriend didn't know...people fart.
All people fart. He needs to grow up.
Yeah, it wasn't the greatest time to fart, but so what?
#29 - On 03/11/2009 at 7:35pm by InsaneOblongata
Right on #29, didn't anyone else see the south park about farting in moderation? If you don't fart you spontaneously combust ;)
"All people fart. He needs to grow up."
I would like all people who share this sentiment to report back how easy it was to get back in the mood after your partner blasted some gas during. It's not a huge deal in the long run, but at the moment, it's a real mood killer. It isn't about growing up; I don't blame the dude for being jarred out of the mood.
#33 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:01pm by greatnt249
So, you farted, big fucking deal. Feed him spicy food and let HIM spoil the mood.
#35 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:06pm by FuzzMonkey09
So you are saying that both of you were jacking off and didnt make a SINGLE noise, so the fart was the very first one? hmmm
yeah i agree you should def laugh things off however....barfing in someones mouth is just gross and completely avoidable....
#40 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:41pm by m0nicam0nster
So you were just masturbating in front of each other without making any noise or talking at all? Right...
Well, he's making a big deal out of nothing, it's just some noise, it's not like he can smell it.
#45 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:13pm by asdfqewr
I fart on the phone with my boyfriend all the time. It used to gross him out, now he just laughs.
#46 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:27pm by blink182girl13
Okay... 1. You downloaded Skype and had no idea it was a voice chat program? You didn't research this first? It didn't tell you beforehand?
2. You farted. Congratulations, you're a human.
#47 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:40pm by Nemephosis
IQ around 50? How can you not know what Skype is? Living in a stone age? Also, this sounds like a fake, I doubt any Mic could catch a fart as they are supposed to be right in front of you and concentrate on your head location.
#40 - she said burping not barfing. still a bit weird but not as bad...
#51 - On 03/12/2009 at 9:09am by timmytimmeh
#42 - That's probably not the case. If the OP had their speakers off they would not have heard their boyfriend. If the boyfriend had his speakers on, then the noises the OP would be making while masturbating would be normal.
But yes. The OP is an idiot for not realizing what skype is. Especially since the skype homepage pretty much tells you that. However, they might not have realized the voice function was on.
#52 - On 03/12/2009 at 9:38am by ElectricPorn
That's kind of sad. I can fart during sex and my boyfriend really doesn't care so long as his face isn't down there when it happens. Your boyfriend needs to loosen up a little and realize that girls fart too.
#55 - On 03/13/2009 at 7:20pm by TheNameless
#55, two things:
1. The OP is a guy, and
2. It's not shallow to fall out of the mood when your significant other rips a loud one from his/her ass; it kills the whole dynamic.
#56 - On 03/14/2009 at 2:11am by greatnt249
#58 if you didn't notice he's gay. Plus girls do fart. I've seen it happen in my bed. :/
Anyway, gotta be quite dumb to not know Skype has voice.
Lots of dumb comments. If the OP didn't have speakers on, he wouldn't know about the sound. If nobody had ever told the OP what Skype was (aside from being able to use webcams with it), why does not knowing it's a voice program make him dumb? I know many people who've never used Skype before.
And goddamn, a lot of you are stupid for thinking the OP is a girl.
#68 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:07pm by christopherlove
#68 - When you first install skype, it asks you to speak into your microphone to test the speaking volume. So regardless of how new he was to skype, he'd know about the voice feature. That's why not knowing makes him dumb.
#69 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:32am by Amphysvena
Wait, so, you thought people who wanted to have conversations over Skype just used sign language or something?
#70 - On 05/10/2009 at 4:18pm by naburielle
