Sex, Farts, LGBTQIA+ and Intimacy: Back in 2009…

Back in 2009…

By awkwardgayboi - 11/03/2009 18:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

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By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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You deserved it 24 970

By BARF - 27/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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You deserved it 55 928

By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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You deserved it 1 756

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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You deserved it 17 427

By loser - 20/07/2009 22:39 - Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 69 379

By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 63 825

By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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You deserved it 6 530

By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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You deserved it 53 746

SilverBallet 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:07

Well. On the bright side, we have yet to come up with technology to share smells online...

WSUlife19 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:10

And you being able to hear him wasn't a clue?

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dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 5:41

Hahahaha noob

Geicogecko 2

Thursday 22 April 2010 5:16

haha this is the very worst fml ever

varkey 7

Sunday 25 April 2010 19:34

this has the lowest YDI/FYL ratio i have ever seen... very strange YDI, practically all video programs have audio as well.

mR_StAtiiC 0

Monday 2 August 2010 9:47

Ydi for having gay cyber sex. :)

ecascio2010 9

Tuesday 3 August 2010 4:22

were you not "talking" to him as well? you do know that you have to test out the audio on Skype when you download it.... idiot.

sepdps 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 4:24

omg. ur seriously a dumbass. how could you not know that skype does that? geez.

kellydiaz 0

Friday 1 April 2011 10:52

stupid

bleepbloopthis 0

Monday 18 April 2011 7:10

omg I can't stop laughing!

monkeybanana 7

Monday 30 May 2011 20:43

what'd you think it was? just a video chat?couldn't you hear him talking?

ksowders 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:07

yea total turn off

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Today, I’ve dreamt of going back to high school so many times, every morning I wake up thinking I finished it twice and still have all my friends. FML

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Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the noise of a snake moving around on my bed. I screamed so loudly that one of the locals woke up and came to have a look. When I explained, he laughed his ass off and left. FML

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Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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Today, somebody in a store was talking about a girl who had a snake, and while I was walking out the store, an old lady asked me if I was the girl with the snake. I said no, to which she replied, "Oh, because you look like someone who would." FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML

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