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Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21559) - you deserved it (58063)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:32am - intimacy - by levit (man) - United States (Washington)

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Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.

#4 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:28am by mouseintern

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I kinda agree with #4. We can't really say that the it's the OP's fault for living with his parents right now in this troublesome economy. Perhaps it is his fault, but we don't know. I know plenty of people who are graduating with me next week from college who are probably heading in that same direction.

#6 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:34am by uneekfreak16

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