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Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22047) - you deserved it (5473)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

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Better the giant shit being in the toilet than in the shower...

#4 - On 02/09/2009 at 6:11pm by see

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LOL

but i thought that's why people DO use toilets?

#8 - On 02/16/2009 at 10:39am by zic

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