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Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20674) - you deserved it (5245)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

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