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Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

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but i thought that's why people DO use toilets?

#8 - On 02/16/2009 at 10:39am by zic

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what, you're scared of his shit?

#11 - On 02/21/2009 at 12:29am by Lena

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