Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38025) - you totally deserved it (15118)
On 06/07/2009 at 2:18am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)
Umm, this is strange. What would you do in that situation, and in your air conditioner unit? How the hell...
And this a FML how? tell me something like you got crabs from that guy or he got electrocuted by the air conditioner or something...
Haven't you nun's ever heard of one night stands? Anyways, that sucks. He might be good looking, but he has no brain! lol Was the sex good?
Am I the only person who think it's retarded to bring a complete stranger into your apartment to bang? YDI for being retarded, either way.
wtf that's nuts... I knew one guy who liked pissing in his own kitchen sink (think 'What Happens in Vegas'). Is your air con still functional though (besides the fact that you'll be smelling his pee in your apartment for a while)?
#16 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:30am by addicted2hotpink
1) Maybe he thought you sucked at sex.
2) He was still drunk from the club last night.
3) He's retarded.
Desperate women who bring men from clubs like you and have sex with them are disgusting. You know what kind of disease you can get from sleeping with every hot guy? YDI.
#18 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:42am by iHavetoPiss
Guys are so fucking weird. My brothers and my dad all piss outside randomly when the toilet is free... Oh and my younger brother pisses in the sink? what?
#19 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:45am by Polionixon
So if the op was male and the person peeing in the conditionner was female, none of you would be saying something about being a slut or being desesperate, or deserving it for bringing strangers into their appartment. How do you think people MEET ? you have to start somewhere. Besides, anyone can have sex with anyone as long as they both want it, who cares if it's a one night stand or anything else ?? You gotta stop beleiving in the blue prince or eternal love, and stop mixing it with sex. Sex is not love, you can have one and not the other. Yes having both with the same person is cool but it's not mandatory.
She wanted sex, the dude obviously wqanted sex too, why do you think that's something bad ? are you all hard core catholics ? Oo
FYL, op, because you'll be smelling and cleaning pee from a stupid dude who couldn't figure out the way to your bathroom (or outside or in the sink, as long as he rinces well i don't care).
#22 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:54am by 4ube
Chillax he's just marking his territory.
Pretty resourceful of him to piss in the air conditioner so that the scent will be easily distributed; he must'ave known that he didn't have enough urine to cover the whole house otherwise.
#24 u fucking genoius, smart, funny kunt . LMAO
#70 spot on mate
i love to fuck people, leave us alone, jst because i love eating pussy and fucking it all day doesnt mean thers shit wrong with us, i love one night stands, girlfriends= expensive, one night stands = condoms (afew dollars)
#134 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:50pm by thegunners
Is it possible for women to pee in air conditioning units though?? I don't have one so I don't know....
#28 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:15am by catatonicsleep
Wow, you people are all in convents, aren't you? How dare anybody ever have a one-night stand, right? Pathetic. Grow the fuck up.
#30 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:18am by dancing_bear
Oh god. People on this site are going to FREAK THE FUCK OUT at you for sleeping with somebody who isn't your HUSBAND.
#34 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:27am by isummonyou
now every time you turn on the air con, it smells like piss!
seriously.
#35 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:28am by ILIEKGIRLS
that a pretty cool way to relieve your self, but you were pissed off though ;)
#37 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:35am by Backburner
4ube, having self-respect doesn't equal being Catholic lol.
I can honestly say if the genders were reversed, I would think the male is just as trashy and foolish :). I don't do the whole double standards thing. Men can be (and are) sluts, too.
berenjenaazul, the category it is posted under is sex... obviously they had sex.
Anyways, I say YDI for having sex with a total stranger.
Put a look on my face like I smelt some piss
thizzle danceeeee
#40 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:50am by ohxberlin
Lol, that sucks. There's nothing wrong with bringing home a random guy, kudos to you. Maybe that's he's trademark. Maybe he wants to one day hear a rumor of a man who fucks a lady and then pisses in her air conditioner. He'll swell with pride because he knows it's him and he's infamous.
#41 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:50am by FunWriter20
I'd rather never have had a one night stand than had to wake up to some dude I barely know pissing on my appliances, or finding out I just banged a homeless person, or any of the pathetic stories that show up on this site. Or, you know, developed a burning itch that requires a prescription.
Why the Hell do people bring strangers home and have sex with them? Honestly, that's just disgusting. Aren't you afraid of catching something?
Anyway, YDI.
#47 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:00pm by xOpheliacx
#47 totally agree. WTF, you so deserve it! Did it ever occur to anyone if they come home with you they've been to hundreds before and hundreds more to go? Seriously pathetic
#48 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:04pm by tWitt3rBuG
#22 you don't need to be hard core Catholic to think that one night stands aren't a good idea. There are plenty of creeps and diseases out there. I'm not saying that you have to be in love to have sex, though that is my personal choice, but before you go to that level with someone shouldn't you at least be dating them or friends. That way you can feel comfortable with them not giving you an STD or not vandalizing your property or God forbid hurting you.
Bottom line: 1 night stands aren't safe.
YDI
#49 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:12pm by misssweetie
Actually, 22, I'd be saying the same thing if this was a guy who brought home a girl, a girl who brought home a girl, a guy who brought home a guy, whatever.
Whatever, have a one night stand if you must, but inviting somebody you DO NOT KNOW back to your apartment is stupid and asking for trouble. Simple as that.
Next time, hook in the bathroom or something and keep your apartment safe.
#51 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:37pm by thequeenofscots
You people have heard of condoms before...right?! Seriously, stop being so judgemental. Sure condoms may not protect against everything either...but you can catch just as many diseases from your boyfriend or girlfriend. What if the guy she slept with that night, who possibly slept with God knows how many women before her, suddenly falls in love with a girl and starts dating her...sooner or later they'll have sex...if he has an STD she'll catch it even though she's not slutting around.
I caught the HP-Virus from my husband when I first started dating him and he had caught it from his ex of 4 years because she cheated on him towards the end of their relationship. So...I've had one night stands before, always used a condom - nothing ever happened. Started dating my husband and after 4 months the symptoms for the virus started showing. No way to know he had it because guys usually do not show symptoms...
And just because she brought a guy home once doesn't mean she does it all the time.
So long story short, I agree with #22.
#53 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:08pm by Puolukka
YDI for being a whore
and I agree with #51, if this were a guy i'd call him a whore too
#54 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:18pm by genius_man16
Does nobody else look past the whole slut thing and just think how downright hilarious this is?
#56 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:30pm by SenorLanky
Eww @ him for peeing in an air conditioner unit.
Were no toilets available? Seriously, who does that?
Pretty disgusting.
Eww @ the OP for bringing home a random guy.
I'm sorry, but also pretty disgusting. You need to be more careful.
Good luck in finding a good guy and fixing/cleaning that air conditioner! :)
What is with these idiots who hook up with random creeps in the bar and are surprised when this kind of thing happens? Anyone who invites someone back to their house after meeting in a bar or anyone who goes back to someone's house after meeting in a bar is straight up disgusting.
OP, you're lucky he was only peeing in your air conditioning and not raping or murdering you.
You sure he wasn't some homeless dude who happened to be hanging out in the club?
#66 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:53pm by cadburyegg
lmao @ #24
Never invite a stranger to your house, even if he is hot. YDI for bringing him home with you.
#67 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:55pm by DarkMirror
Man people are such uptight prudes on this site. So what, she hooked up. Did it say they had unprotected sex? Fucking christ people, chill out. As long as a condom was involved, she's not likely to have gotten anything. Fine, one night stands aren't your thing, but don't go labeling everyone else a slut because they do things differently than you would. Stop being ignorant fuckwits and go back to living with your heads up your asses.
#70 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:10pm by soulonfire928
YDI for bringing home a random guy to have sex with that you haven't even known for a full day, then complaining about some freaky shit he does on FML.
It's called "ACTUALLY getting to know the person", maybe you've heard of people doing that? It works wonders.
And yes, I would say the same thing if it was a guy.
#72 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:24pm by drinkupgorgeous
24's got this. Oh, 53, that's definitely not "long story short". Your husband didn't piss in the AC did he? No? Then we don't give a shit if he gave you HIV, ok? Thanks. :D
#73 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:25pm by zeroprojekt
that's what you get when you take total strangers home to bed
(only thing sadder is that you don't know if he has any STDs, cos condoms aren't 100% std-proof)
#75 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:42pm by were_giraffe
#69, most people aren't judging the op based on having a one night stand, most people are just calling out the stupidity of bringing home some random_drunk_guy_01. If you must have a one night stand, it's far safer to be with someone you're at least acquainted with. That being said, it could be worse, he could have robbed her, or murdered her. /shrug
agrewe with #76 the OP got what she deserved for inviting a drunk stranger in her house. If she wants to have a one night stand it's better to do it with someone you know rather than someone you just met drunk at a club. Real classy.
Like OHMYGOSH you had sex? With another person? Ohmygosh and you JUST met omgomgomgomg you are such a whore!
Seriously. People. Everyone does it at least once, you need to grow the fuck up and get over it. Just because hey one day she decided to hook up with someone doesn't mean she doesn't have any morals. She didn't say 'Like every night, I went to a club to find some man meat' Why is it when chicks hook up with a guy they become sluts and when a guy hooks up with a chick he's the biggest pimp since the kool-aid man?
To the OP, I'm sorry that the guy you slept with has the brain of a highlighter, if you didn't use a condom, get checked and well..maybe buy a new AC.
#80 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:29pm by _Kaylakurbstomp_
#73, she said HPV, not HIV.
Anyway, the OP is pretty stupid for bringing someone she didn't know to her house. I don't care if she wants to have a one night stand, but I would at least get to know someone first so I could be reasonably certain they wouldn't murder me while I slept.
OP: New A/C unit would be smart.
#83 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:43pm by cutebutpsycho
EPIC YDI for bringing drunken strangers home and sleeping in their company.
You're ridiculously lucky, you might as well have woken up to find him raping you, murdering you, or your empty appartment after he stole all your crap.
Let's not even talk about all the nasty diseases you must have with such a promiscuous lifestyle.
#22 fyi, one-night stands are best at hotels, where you know the guy won't run off with more than your wallet, and might hesitate to rape or murder you if there's cameras filming who enters and exists the rooms.
And even then, I'd advise to know the guy for a bit longer than "just met at a bar". Not because I'm a nun, but because I have a brain, and it's got magical little functions such as knowing about rapists and STDs. Which you apparently seem to ignore.
I feel the need to point out that this very well could have been an FML from a guy. Gay people do exist you know.
#86 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:23pm by TheMongoose333
Why do people always act surprised when random people they invite to their homes based on their looks and a couple hours worth of conversation do weird and destructive things :s
#89 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:41pm by MissFortune
That's what you get for bringing a stranger home for sex.
#93 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:30pm by nonnymouse
LOL FYL. thats what you get for just taking home randoms and having sex with them
#95 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:51pm by cinderella_smile
I sure hope he was still drunk.
Actually, if not it's even funnier...
#96 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:02pm by TerminallyChill
Amazing story.
Did he say anything to you after he'd finished?
Also, this story really isn't about how OP brought home a stranger and caught STDS, got robbed, raped and murdered. At no stage does the OP mention that at all. Get the fuck over it. It's about him pissing in her air-conditioner, which is a far better story.
Haha thats hilarious but #22 there is a problem with random hookups outside stds. Its called using people as merely a means to an end. you are using the person in the same way you would a piece of cake or a video game - just for the pleasure of it. In this way you are not treating the person with proper respect or dignity, but rather as tools.
#100 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:26pm by jsmith6690
three words:
what
the
FUCK?
Thats so fucked up and doesnt make any sense
#101 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:25pm by AmberE
hahaha #22 you must be a whore too if you're sticking up for her.
#102 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:04pm by jsmith1199
Thats y you don't take guys home with ya.
Try waiting til you married and I can guarantee that that won' happen with you r guy!
You deserved it for hooking up casually with a stranger. Stop being such a whore, and things like this won't happen.
83, I know she said HPV and I could care less. The STD sob story is beside the point. Unless her husband's got a new thing for pissing in ACs like OP's one night standee, I see no contribution to the OP aside from a sketchy after school special that they probably could care less about, considering their AC now smells like piss. :]
#112 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:11am by zeroprojekt
If you don't want guys pissing in your air conditioner unit, DON'T BRING THEM HOME!!! And yes, I have heard of one night stands. You deserve everything that happens to you if you let a random person enter your home like that.
#113 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:43am by spirited_away33
I also agree with #22.. and wow, what a prize specimen... :/
#115 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:13pm by kinkyboots
your fault. don't bring home skanky one night stands and expect it to be awesome. if you met him at a club then he was trying to pick up chicks and he isn't a real person. of COURSE he peed in your AC.
#119 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:30pm by notyerpirate
i'm not going to say i've NEVER had a one night stand in my life, but whether it's my house or theirs, i always have enough of a read on someone to know if they are the "piss in your ac unit" type or something else just as disturbing. YDI. on the plus side, you will now always have an ace in the hole for "never have i ever" games.
#120 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:31pm by amazingkate
Do you people not realize that you are just posting the same two things over and over again? She is a slut, or isn't. No one is taking a tally here. That's what voting is for.
"Wow, you people are all in convents, aren't you? How dare anybody ever have a one-night stand, right? Pathetic. Grow the fuck up."
Agree with this comment. Maybe next time you wanna have a one night stand, go to their house, not yours.
#126 - On 06/12/2009 at 11:32pm by midwintermist
Femnazis unite! Also, I want sex too, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna find a strange girl that I know nothing about and sleep with her.
#127 - On 06/14/2009 at 9:43pm by monkey314159
okay i agree with #22, but then again if it is not right to call a girl that brings a random stranger home from clubs every night and fucks them, a slut.. then who is considered a slut?
HAHAHAHA ew!! fuck that's gross!!
And for people here who are calling you a slut, seriously grow up. Almost everyone had or will have a one nightstand, which makes you all hypocrites. Not everyone wants to save themselves for marriage. So she wanted to have a little fun, once in a while. Stop judging.
#137 - On 08/05/2009 at 6:21pm by Rachel247
YDI, because you shouldn't invite people into your home if you only met them recently (let alone that very day). It's because of people behaving naively and irresponsibly like this that Ted Bundy was able to kill 35 women in the span of five years.
#138 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:19am by SgtSchadenfreude
lmao this girls isn't a slut why do you all think ppl go to clubs, to find a meaningful relationship, good luck
#139 - On 08/30/2009 at 7:59pm by Hot_male1234
