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Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43551) - you deserved it (20992)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:18am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

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YDI for bringing random people into your apartment, skank.

#6 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:19am by Helldozer

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1) Maybe he thought you sucked at sex.
2) He was still drunk from the club last night.
3) He's retarded.

Desperate women who bring men from clubs like you and have sex with them are disgusting. You know what kind of disease you can get from sleeping with every hot guy? YDI.

#18 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:42am by iHavetoPiss

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