[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks (47410) - you deserved it (3262)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by KL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

More FMLs?

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that...

Michael's life also sucks
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment....

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!