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Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by KL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Aww, Im sure you are sexy too =)

#3 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:02pm by AngelRaven89

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geez! that's rude. he should have gone to your friend directly ... what a coward

#9 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:06pm by seruulian

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