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Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29364) - you deserved it (87181)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Wear a turtleneck

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:56pm by stephfml

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shouldn't of had rough sex before your speech XD

#2 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:57pm by TEAZO

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