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Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51292) - you deserved it (19074)

On 06/03/2009 at 2:06am - intimacy - by galen (man) - United States (Texas)

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