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Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML

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On 06/03/2009 at 2:06am - intimacy - by galen (man) - United States (Texas)

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Either she was a tranny, or you're really exaggerating. You do know that people have body hair, right? As in, the tiny, fuzzy kind? You'd probably better get over that pretty soon or you'll never have sex again.

#3 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:05am by kellster

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I agree with 3 and 6. Hair is a natural part of being human. Girls are already expected to shave way more of their bodies than men have to to be socially acceptable. I'm sick of hearing about how hair on girls is disgusting. We shouldn't be rejected or made to go through ridiculously elaborate and time-consuming grooming routines because of it. It's *natural*. Get the fuck over it.

#10 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:21am by icanhazlizard

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