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Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled 'what's a clit'? Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when i got home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35412) - you deserved it (77106)

On 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by danmarino (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Dude...you need to get laid.

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:06am by skatingweasel

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talk about sheltered

#3 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:26am by Hannah

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