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Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (183498) - you deserved it (13230)

On 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by tamponmayhem (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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your mom is an idiot.

#1 - On 03/09/2009 at 5:48pm by sovietrussian

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No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious

#3 - On 03/09/2009 at 5:50pm by thedrifter889

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