Intimacy: Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested...

By tamponmayhem - 09/03/2009 19:30 - Canada

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By dynah114 - 27/01/2013 19:08 - Israel - Petah Tiqva

Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML

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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 06:00

Today, my mom lost her shit because I was teaching my daughter about tampons. Apparently, they were created by radical feminists to trick women into “stealing” their own virginities, in order to make them unsuitable brides for decent men. I can’t believe I came out of this repressed psycho. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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sovietrussian 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:48

your mom is an idiot.

thedrifter889 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:50

No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious

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TEAZO 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:53

oh my. haha id like go burry her in a big hole.

topgearfan 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:00

your mom = epic phail

laxxer03 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:01

HAHAHAHHA lollll wow it's ok we all have those types of moments.... my mom always asks retarded questions like that in stores don't worry i feel you're embarressment

snowflakes23 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:30

I agree with #14. I find it hard to believe that any grown woman would have to ask that unless you mean that she was asking if you wanted to wear tampons because she thinks you already are no longer a virgin...? They're very different situations.

AMelodyofJuly 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:49

I am so sorry your mother is so stupid. I'm glad you were able to get a laugh out of it. You'll think it's one of the funniest things in a couple of years. Oh, it's funny now but it'll be hysterical for you later.

laylalove 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:11

your mom is ignorant. if you reproduce, please educate your own children

fcuk_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:19

hahahahaha.. your mother...

PeaStew 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:54

Oh my gosh! My mom is foreign and she said that once hahah

martha_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 7:24

wow-what's wrong with your mom? hope you didn't inherit it

nodbor 11

Wednesday 11 March 2009 9:52

must mean your mom had sex before she had to use a tampon. Hey, I've heard of women that did not no how they got pregnant!! they's family keep'em dumb ya know.