By tamponmayhem - 09/03/2009 19:30 - Canada

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Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML
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sovietrussian 0

your mom is an idiot.

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thedrifter889 0

No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious

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Trini_Psycho 0

lmfao wow... well wow... she should ask a gynecologist or something

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holynemesis1208 3

how fitting to be at a Wal Mart.

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summersong89 0

oh god. THAT'S emabarassing. hopefully she didnt ask that to a male employee... wow hard to believe your mom didnt know that. PS: #52-menstrual cups? wtf??

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nodbor 11

hate to seem mean, yes, wallyworld seems to bring in the low IQ crowd.

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broken_lungs 0

that is so embarassing. I feel for you.

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LadyCianne 0

Your moms way of flirting with a wal-mart employee. If it was female, I fear for you. Male. I still fear for you. But seriously, how could your mother not know the answer that? I toally agree with #3 on this.

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Jeffy03 0

To be honest, that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!

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mothafucka_fml 0

if your old enough to go to your boyfriends cottage.. i think you should be buying your own tampons so your mom cant pull stupid shit like this :P

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