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Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47392) - you deserved it (23525)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Bawo (woman) - United States (Utah)

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