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Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML


I agree, your life sucks (79129) - you deserved it (5599)

On 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by crazystuff23 (man) - United States (California)

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That's why you shouldn't be facebook friends with your parents.

#3 - On 06/01/2009 at 2:02pm by leandra12

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That is why there are certain people in my life I refuse to be friends with on Facebook. But hey, finding out your parents like it in the A.M isn't as bad as it could be. They could be fans of "Sex on other people's bed" or something. How do you think you got here? Magic?

#6 - On 06/01/2009 at 2:03pm by bluedoll

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