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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
Well, the good news is, you just got fucked by life. :) Congrats.
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Friday 31 October 2014