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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69283) - you deserved it (11453)

On 05/31/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by fmeplease (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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Well, the good news is, you just got fucked by life. :) Congrats.

#7 - On 05/31/2009 at 9:14pm by imajinethat

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So? It's not a bad thing.

#6 - On 05/31/2009 at 9:13pm by Animati0n

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