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Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Naturally, you're not nearly as hot as you think you are. Keep walking and stop blocking their view of the eye-candy.

#2 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:38pm by everythingtold

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haha this reminds me of family guy when quagmire is imagining inanimate objects to be hot women and he sees meg and tells her to get out of the way of the fire hydrant, or whatever.

#7 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:22pm by interventions

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