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Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5684) - you deserved it (62988)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

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