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Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9562) - you deserved it (55112)

On 05/28/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by crazybiotch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI for being such an idiot.

You are at work to work, not to chat to your friends about your sex life & stuff that you stick in your ass that leads to you injuring yourself...

#12 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:09pm by um_duh

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Someone sounds like a whore.

#16 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:21pm by drinkupgorgeous

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