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Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10151) - you deserved it (28653)

On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)

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