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Today, I was sitting on my 70 year old grandmothers bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen it started vibrating. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 2:35am - intimacy - by You Wish (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Of course you shouldn't judge your grandmother, but I think anyone would be grossed out after touching what was in their grandmother's womanly parts, okay?

#3 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:16pm by justjayit

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Of course Granny's got to have fun. Gramps doesn't have working equipment anymore.

#4 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:36pm by Yunie

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