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Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more. We were stuck in stop and go traffic for 3 hours. When I turned on the radio, she turned it off and talked more. FML


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On 05/25/2009 at 4:54am - intimacy - by ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Thanks for the heads up, mom.

#1 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:04am by MrJentipede

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you should have said "yea i agree"! and gotten into a deep discussion with she'll feel really awkward too! haha

#5 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:05am by mucrew

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