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Today, I called a potential employer. I left a message asking him to return my call. When he did, my drunk friend answered my phone with "I make a sexy-time with my mother in-law." I called him back twice immediately to explain. No answer. That was my last hope for a decent job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43842) - you deserved it (7962)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by sasd32 (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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That totally sucks and I hope you kicked your friend's ass because there's NO excuse for that he did at all!

#3 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:57pm by Flora

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don't give up and keep lookin'

#1 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:46pm by 400382

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