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Today, I called a potential employer. I left a message asking him to return my call. When he did, my drunk friend answered my phone with "I make a sexy-time with my mother in-law." I called him back twice immediately to explain. No answer. That was my last hope for a decent job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37833) - you deserved it (6810)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by sasd32 (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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don't give up and keep lookin'

#1 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:46pm by 400382

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If one job in all of the entirety of the planet was your last hope at a decent job, you're either overly dramatic or not very skilled. One of those you can fix easily, the other is going to take some work. Which is which? I'll let you decide.

#7 - On 03/06/2009 at 5:27pm by cheeze

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