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Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

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LOL. That happened to my teacher. She asked a student for a rubber, and he took out his wallet, took out a condom and handed it to her.

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 5:08pm by Ognoh

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Oh yeah, I used to confused by this from time to time back when I lived in the U.K.

#3 - On 02/03/2009 at 5:35pm by Rigot

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