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Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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LOL. That happened to my teacher. She asked a student for a rubber, and he took out his wallet, took out a condom and handed it to her.

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 5:08pm by Ognoh

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yes, the Beatles are totally still relevant to teenagers! they'll be around forever i think....i'll at least introduce my kids

and yeah a rubber can be considered an eraser....it erases the chances of getting pregnant...?!

#13 - On 02/17/2009 at 8:17pm by huh

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