Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, and a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. FML

by Anonymous / 05/24/2009 at 8:43am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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  • You don't get to drive, he doesn't get to keep his daughter a virgin... seems simple enough

    #3 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:07pm by sawdy

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  • that has always been my greatest nightmare...

    #2 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:07pm by Scott_George

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