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Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, and a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46727) - you deserved it (2865)

On 05/24/2009 at 8:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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