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Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53336) - you deserved it (23703)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:52am - intimacy - by rice_cake (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

#5 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:47am by erikaisthebest

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You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

#9 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:51am by Indiana

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