Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

by avocadotoe / 11/14/2016 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • I hope this is not the case and hopefully I'm wrong. But, were you and your partner house sitting and about to have sex? That's just nasty and disrespectful to the people's house y'all were watching.

    #2 - On 11/19/2016 at 11:06pm by almost_there44

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  • Both of you were so turned on that you turned the house alarm on.

    #1 - On 11/19/2016 at 11:03pm by potatocouch

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