Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML

by Lizzy / 11/10/2016 at 10:01pm / Intimacy

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  • Either way you got wet.

    #1 - On 11/11/2016 at 1:50pm by Welshite

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  • Dummies! You can't lose your virginity in a river.

    You can lose it by sitting on a dirty toilet seat. Everyone should get proper Sex Ed.

    #4 - On 11/11/2016 at 1:59pm by RichardPencil

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