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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Step 1 - go to Spencer gifts.
Step 2 - buy a vibrator
Step 3 - go to the dollar store
Step 4 - get a gift bag with a blank card
Step 5 - write a witty message on the card about her leaving your electric toothbrush alone.
Step 6 - give the gift to your sister, in front of your parents, on Valentines day morning.
Why? Because, paybacks are hell and it's in the good nature of the whole sibling rivalry thing.
As for your original post.... yeah, that's pretty messed up stuff right there.
go buy a new toothbrush
with replaceable heads.
brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason.
then put a new one on it.
then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary.
god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day.
incest via toothbrush.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015