Today, my wife announced she had a sexy surprise for me. Turns out she got a Brazilian wax, which is a huge turn-off for me. Not only could I not get it up, I got to hear all about how much her last boyfriend loved it. FML.

by HairToStay / 09/19/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

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  • She tried to do something for you because she thought you'd like it op. But at least now she knows you're not into that

    #2 - On 09/20/2016 at 4:45am by AC98

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  • Either communicate how both of those things bother you, or do something that you know she dislikes and say how much your ex loved it and tell us about it on your next FML about why your why made you sleep on the couch.

    #3 - On 09/20/2016 at 5:06am by tygerarmy

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