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Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52735) - you deserved it (8311)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States

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