Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend who traveled over 3,000 miles 1 year ago...

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By ber4fun - 20/05/2016 20:02 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend who traveled over 3,000 miles 1 year ago to move in with me is cheating on me. We were in a long distance relationship prior to this for 3 years in which she was faithful the entire time. FML

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Light_My_Afire 6

Monday 23 May 2016 15:46

Not t o be awkward... but what makes you think she was faithful those three years?

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Light_My_Afire 6

Monday 23 May 2016 15:46

Not t o be awkward... but what makes you think she was faithful those three years?

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