Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML

by dannidoll93 / 08/22/2015 at 10:59am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy

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  • Say you accidentally took your girlfriends toothbrush :) Good luck!

    #1 - On 08/23/2015 at 10:04am by xJChristine

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  • Tell him it's the ark of the covenent and if you show him spirits will melt his face off

    #5 - On 08/23/2015 at 10:09am by xluciferx666

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