Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
by Anonymous / 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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Just tell him that "your" dick loves fucking "his" pussy. Problem solved.
#2 - On 02/28/2015 at 2:25am by Xquisite1
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a brain fart over a real fart any day
#5 - On 02/28/2015 at 2:26am by Dodge4x4Ram
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