Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2014 at 3:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • so you kept the candy bar at work, and somehow didn't see or remember the word penis on it before giving it to your crush?

    #1 - On 12/10/2014 at 10:18am by tzemmy

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  • You just gave your crush your penis. You should be happy.

    #3 - On 12/10/2014 at 10:21am by Standupmast3r

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