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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49100) - you deserved it (6175)

On 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

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Why would he think he was the one bleeding out? If anything, you'd think he'd assume you were the one hurt.

#1 - On 08/21/2014 at 11:11pm by halcyon93

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I think he needs a sex ed class

#2 - On 08/21/2014 at 11:12pm by KristaAaronn

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