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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42703) - you deserved it (5461)

On 08/20/2014 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Mia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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I guess there are two pussies purring

#1 - On 08/20/2014 at 11:01am by nieldan

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Did you stop and take notes?

#3 - On 08/20/2014 at 11:02am by Not_Impressed13

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