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Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML

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How many times have I told you? Put up your toys when your finished playing with them.

#2 - On 08/16/2014 at 5:31pm by ironhead

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Better than chewing the real thing

#1 - On 08/16/2014 at 5:28pm by angiemarie96

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