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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48430) - you deserved it (5132)

On 07/13/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

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He was just so over-whelmed. I would take it as a compliment if I were you.

#2 - On 07/13/2014 at 11:17pm by Welshite

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Aww - they took his breath away!

#4 - On 07/13/2014 at 11:17pm by pjsr

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