By HeartToFart - 08/07/2014 23:37 - United States - North Port

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Today, I had to grip the headboard of my bed for the first time in months. I wasn't having incredible sex unfortunately, just really bad gas. FML
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yahoowizard 16

At least it's a rare occurrence? The gas, that is.

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singer0421 32

At least you weren't having both at the same time. Wouldn't be so incredible anymore...

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yahoowizard 16

At least it's a rare occurrence? The gas, that is.

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wastedpenguin 14

seeing as it was the "first time in months" and it wasnt sex im assuming the sex is rare too..

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incoherentrmblr 21

Fart Your Life. Terrance & Phillip would be proud of you...

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Yeshua_fml 19

Yeah at least some kind of bodily explosion was occuring.

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rebeltw 15

im not sure if im grossed out or incredibly jealous

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EmmaWasHere 11

Cue taco bell's why not both commercial

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Animekid126 13

That's taco bells commercial?

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Enslaved 36

Nah, it's some commercial for store bought taco shells. However, one can't help butt to think "Taco Bell" when speaking about gas.

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MissStephanie 10

Old El Paso, start somewhere fresh

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EmmaWasHere 11

Oops I meant some taco commercial, and Taco Bell just came to mind. Sorry about that ^

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singer0421 32

At least you weren't having both at the same time. Wouldn't be so incredible anymore...

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lnheritance 19

Just imagine it was incredible sex. Perhaps it'll make you feel better about the situation?

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Respect101 17

Until the smell hits you....

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LifeMD 14

You know, there's a little grey number to the left of your username at the bottom of your comment box. It tells us what comment number you are and it's usually very accurate.

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DocBastard 38

Letting out explosive gas can sometimes feel just as satisfying as an explosive ******. And just as messy.

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cakefete2 30

Just remind them not to light a cigarette after they pass the gas.

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Respect101 17

#33, *Mr. DocBastard. plus he is obviously a doc. so Dr. DocBastard?

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anticulas 12

If he is a Doctor, the name on the account would suffice.

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Chibi_Kitten 24

#50 because Mrs. DocBastard would wake up to that

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