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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46560) - you deserved it (9130)

On 07/05/2014 at 12:26am - intimacy - by bad in the sack - United States

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If she was on top she was in control, why should it be your fault?

#3 - On 07/05/2014 at 10:41am by rp713

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Or maybe she just has different priorities, or A.D.D... But you probably do suck in this case.

#2 - On 07/05/2014 at 10:40am by MelTheGreat

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