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Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46778) - you deserved it (4704)

On 06/07/2014 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by yepintheladiesroom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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That's one way to get a "blow job"...

#1 - On 06/07/2014 at 8:04pm by grogers311

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Guess he was trying to get a BLOW job

#2 - On 06/07/2014 at 8:04pm by zach205

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