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Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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They were indeed "lovin' it".

#2 - On 05/19/2014 at 1:47pm by Welshite

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thats a super sized
McNasty

#11 - On 05/19/2014 at 1:50pm by gorilladuck

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