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Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend 4 months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54967) - you deserved it (25569)

On 04/26/2014 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Sniffles (man) - Ireland

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Congratulations

#1 - On 04/26/2014 at 10:33am by Rainhawk94

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Maybe you should've been more specific. And you could use condoms. It never hurts to use both types of contraception. I have to say you deserved it.

#3 - On 04/26/2014 at 10:33am by damnit1989

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