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Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53995) - you deserved it (13401)

On 04/21/2014 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Sue Ellen (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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I think you blew this out of proportion.

#1 - On 04/21/2014 at 3:52pm by misterspock

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Damn, you must give one helluva blow job.

#5 - On 04/21/2014 at 3:54pm by Brelywi

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