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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

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On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)

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Hopefully you checked on him to see if he's okay OP. Maybe ask him why he reacted that way?

#1 - On 04/18/2014 at 2:32am by IloveToLaugh143

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Sounds like someone is overly sensitive about their sexual prowess. He probably has self esteem issues.

#4 - On 04/18/2014 at 2:33am by therouni

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