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Today, I was feeling horny, so I told my boyfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, that "I really needed him". He replied, "Did you fall in the toilet again?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (52650) - you deserved it (11979)

On 04/08/2014 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by that girl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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again??? how many times has this happened before?!

#4 - On 04/09/2014 at 1:19am by thee_most_dope

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Be more specific next time

#1 - On 04/09/2014 at 1:18am by BadApple88

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